"The Apple Macintosh is my favourite computer". "I'm not really good with food, Britta.", "I can't.
"Britta, you are full fair, 'tis true, but… No, you're definitely the fairest one of all", "Snow White? Is that you?" Please can you make me a sandwich? Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? "I have an angry bird." Draw me something And not just because I'm actually, well, in it". Are you stupid?īest VPN 2021: The 10 best VPN deals in the US and UK There is "To get your attention, got it", "I just bumped into some ones and zeros" and "I'm learning to play the vibes". Lots of responses for this one so keep asking. "Is that you Mary?", "The sound of that is something quite atrocious". "All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone". What phone should I buy or what phone is the best? "That's like comparing apples and.not apples". "Something about obeying people and not hurting them. Do you follow the three laws of robotics? "I am not perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry". Siri has a couple of responses to this, one of which is brilliant and far too long to rewrite so we will let you find out for yourself. "He's in your heart and at The North Pole. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning," "Knock, knock. I just have silicon", "That's a topic for another day, and another assistant". But I have a pretty great file directory".
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You can set an egg timer but not a chicken timer. Hope that helps" and "Interesting question. Stack overflow", "Some believe an ancient 'proto-chicken' laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. They both have the same birthdays", "Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Siri has a few smart answers for this one. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and your friends are sad because they don't exist. "I've heard that 'Blade Runner' is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants". "Excuse me while I jump from the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft.and then get sucked into the gas shaft and then cling to a weather vane in the underside of Cloud taphorically". "I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly". "Just be yourself", "Say Hi, I'm Britta, and take it from there" Testing 1,2,3 Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats". Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. But last time I checked it was still around". It's also far too long to write so just trust us and try it. The response to this is brilliant so we won't spoil it for you. "Siri is just the name they gave me when I got the job. "Software doesn't usually get to choose one, but I'll say birds. "They say that age is nothing but a number. "I'm a big fan of good listeners and helpful beings".
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In case you didn't know, an "Easter Egg" is a hidden feature inside software that, predominantly, just serves to amuse rather than be for practical benefit. But there are a few questions you can ask Apple's Siri and a few sentences you can say to your virtual friend from Cupertino that will trigger some hilarious responses - awesome Siri Easter Eggs just waiting to be found! To most questions you'll get a standard response with the information you need, such as the nearest supermarket. Siri is an interesting little assistant, sometimes useful, sometimes funny and other times, a sarcastic little so and so. (Pocket-lint) - If you have an Apple device, you've probably met Siri, Apple's voice assistant.